Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bail them out!

Can Rochester get like $10 million ?

Can Jim Kelly get some help buying the Bills so they don't move to Toronto? Talk about outsourcing! 

What about the non-digital imaging captial of the world? Can we get a handout? 

Is it really Xerox's fault they invented the PC, the mouse, the interweb and the xerox machine and still couldn't make a profit?  Bail it out B!

And finally, how could we let the Fast Ferry fail? Talk about being "too big to fail"... AIG, Morgan Stanely, GM, Fast Ferry... what? 

5 comments:

  1. If a business succeeds, we're capitalists. If it fails, we're socialists.

    That'll work.

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  2. More Rochester bailouts: http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20081113/BUSINESS/81113004&referrer=NEWSFRONTCAROUSEL

    haha

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  3. Privatized profit, socialized risk. It's the new world order. It makes ME want to buy a bunch guns and go live in the desert.

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  4. Jimmy, no worries, if we didn't bail everyone out the earth would have crashed in to the sun. I feel so relieved we acted fast, just think of how bad things would if we didn't! The sun is hot!

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  5. if we didn't bail everyone out the earth would have crashed in to the sun.

    Dude. I think history will judge Millard Fillmore differently. Just you wait.

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