Saturday, November 22, 2008

Chuck Norris 2012




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  1. Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

    Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

    Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

    Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

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  2. Chuck was a very vocal McCain supporter. I've heard Chuck on the radio a few time. It was funny because I had no idea it was Chuck Norris until the end of the interview, he is a really intelligent guy. I'd totally vote for him. If Arnold and Jesse V can get elected... hell if Al Franken gets elected we'll need Chuck to go to Washington to kick his ass.

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